ColoRAD

When is it ok to remark on the heat or air? Do we cool down the entire dining room to accommodate the bearded guy in the alpaca sweater, or do we heat it up for the lady in the strapless gown just two tables away? Should a deuce be upset that we can’t place them on a four-top Friday night at 7 pm? Is it valid to complain that you had to wait half an hour, when you’re including the fifteen minutes you arrived before your reservation? Is it right to ask one group to stop having fun because another thinks they’re laughing too loudly? Should a bigger person insist on a larger portion size? What if you don’t like the décor in the bathroom? So please complain, because the part of me that wishes no one would is very very small (and a little too idyllic).